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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Rastafarian poor? Because he was jah bless"
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"Alternate Lyrics: I kissed a Trans and I liked it. The taste of her hairy lap stick."
"Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?"
"I had a job interview today, the interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years. Luckily, I have 2020 vision."
"I like my women like my chicken... White meat only."
"What do you call smart boobs? Scientits"
"""Hey girl are you from Europe?"" ""cause europiece of shit"""
"Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot? Because any more would be too farty."
"What dat mouf do ;)"
"I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me."