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Joke of the Day

"If your parachute doesn't deploy don't worry.. You have the rest of your life to fix it."

"What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam? Your mom!"

"Spiders always act like they know some big secret but they don't know shit."

"If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn't mean I'm stalking you...It just means you haven't looked nice in awhile"

"*Young Jesus plays with food* Mary: you're not playing until you finish your bread and fish! *ugh* *touches food* *it multiplies* NOOOOOO!!!"

"Solution to overpopulation Professor : ""Over population is a big problem in our country. A woman in India gives birth every minute!"" Student : ""Somebody should stop her!!"""

"I undo his overall strap & slide it off a barely perceptible shoulder. I pull his steel work goggle down around his ""neck"" ""BanaNA"" he moans"

"My friend was doing impersonations of The A-Team. I told him they were amazing. You should have seen his Face..."

"Britain can now say.... ...Its pull out game is strong!"

"In 2012 Kanye made millions from ""Niggas in Paris"" 2016 he lost it to them."