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Joke of the Day
"How does the Hulk make money? He flips houses."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !"
"That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse."
"Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS."
"Scientology has spaceships?! Crazy! I'll stick to my guy who parted the sea with his mind."
"What do you call an important Australian? A significunt"
"What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"[in the insect dissection room] Your fly is open."
"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"
"I saw this cute homeless girl on the street.. ..so I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said ""sure"", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box..."