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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hippie with a business major? A Hippie-crite."
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"TIL Schweiger"
"Ex: Holy skinny jeans! Me: They are new. Like them? Ex: Sure... Me: What? Ex: Should a woman your age wear those? Divorce Reason 509"
"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."
"With all the negativity world-wide lately, it's nice to see Charlie Sheen has announced something positive"
"Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you."
"Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat."
"Why is Jupiter both the favourite and most hated planet for Jews? Favourite because **Jew**piter is the biggest planet in the solar system Hated because it's a gas planet"
"I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself."
"What sound does a shotgun make? Cobain Cobain"