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Joke of the Day
"For Canadians How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across the country"
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"Wearing my lesbian boots today. Well, they're faux lesbian. I don't believe in using lesbians for leather, even if they're farm-raised."
"Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair."
"Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."
"[Robot Uprising] Human: Oh no a robot! What kind are you? Robot: I am a counting machine Human: Oh thank g Robot: Now killing human #53822"
"Ive tried everything to get my dog to behave. Ive tried shoving it into a wool tube, stabbing it in the neck and head, etc. nothing works."
"I take my coffee like I take my women... From behind"
"Let me tell you a joke... Feminism."
"What's Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"
"What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three? Nothing."