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Joke of the Day

"dumbledore: our enchanted ceiling shows us wat the sky outside looks like mcgonagall: so...a magic glass ceiling dumbledore: [starts sweating]"

"Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills."

"Doctor, doctor, what can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar... I find that very hard to believe!"

"Why was the powerful Jedi a terrible comedian? Too *forced*, his punchlines were"

"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"

"What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffett have in common? They both have curds in their whey!"

"Vanish- The World's Number 1 Stain Remover' Is there a number 2 stain remover? My boxer shorts are absolutely fucked."

"If Fetty Wap is ever convicted of a crime... He could change his name to ConFetty."

"What's it called when a 12 year old African boy that's crying? A mid-life crisis"

"Barista: got a latte for ""Batman""! Is there a ""Batman"" here? *everyone looks at me* Me [dressed as Batman]: that's not me, my name is Jack"