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Joke of the Day

"I found a T.O.E. It's on the end of my F.O.O.T."

"How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap."

"Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold."

"What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest."

"what does god light his cigarettes with? a match made in heaven .-."

"My girlfriend complained about my premature ejaculation So I told her ""A wizard never cums late nor early. He cums precisely when he means to"""

"What did Dracula say to the teacher? See you next period."

"Capital letters. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"What do you say to a pregnant woman who wants to force her child to become a Rabbi? When is the baby Jew?"

"Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off."