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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the butcher who backed up into his meat grinder? I hear he got alittle behind in his work"

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"Arnold Palmer has died... I heard that he will be half buried and half cremated."
"One night a burglar broke into my house All he got was practice."
"I have two vices; smoking and masturbation. I'm a twenty a day man, and I smoke like a chimney."