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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
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"""Is this your resume?"" Yes ""It just says you used to leave shit at your friends' doors, ring the bell & run away?"" Yes ""Welcome to UPS!"""
"Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works."
"What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS? Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!"
"Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing? Because he was absolutely ribbeting!"
"Just came across a very strange porn site....took me ages to clean it off my screen"
"I always say ""morning"" instead of ""good morning"". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people."
"Meet the parents"
"What do you call a bunny with a bent dick? Fucks Funny"
"The art of the word ""Fuck"" jk there is no art, art fucking sucks"