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Joke of the Day

"A new rehab center for pill addicts is open Its called Oxy Clean"

"[date] HER: So do you like Star Wars? ME: Oh yeah HER: Who's your favorite character? ME: *nervously looking at smudged notes* Yoga"

"I'm a female historian who specializes in war atrocities, check out my blog ""The War Atrocity Babe"""

"What did Jack Frost say at his climax? ""Winter is coming"""

"Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US."

"You can say what you want about pedophiles... but at least they drive slowly thru school zones"

"if two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, one is carrying water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make? DOUCHE!!!!"

"I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts... I haven't got an addiction. It's just a great way of meeting sluts."

"I was really disappointed with Walmart There were only four of them in stock."

"The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality That explains why Jerk Chicken and Pulled Pork were the only two items on the menu"