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Joke of the Day
"As the officer approached my car I took a big pull of helium from the balloon and started crying"
Next Joke
"Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad."
"TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus."
"What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn? They default in our stars"
"Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house."
"According to chemists, alcohol IS a solution..."
"I always thought soy milk... was just introducing itself in Spanish"
"What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom? Help! I'm melting!"
"Simba was going too slow, so I told him to Mufasa."
"When confronted, people in wheelchairs never seem to stand up for themselves."