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Joke of the Day
"TIL that 1/100 people have undiagnosed dyslexia Whoops, wrong bus."
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"What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough."
"I used to do drugs... i still do, but i also used to."
"A kid came to my door earlier dressed like a mime, so I pretended to put candy in his basket."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and kept in the freezer."
"I told my therapist that no one understands me... She said, ""What do you mean by that?"""
"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina? Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."
"On the list of things I fear the most, ""death"" comes in as a close second to ""audience participation"""
"joke about mods [deleted]"
"You know what my grandfather said right before he kicked the bucket? ""Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"""