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Joke of the Day

"Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio."

"Why can't women ski? there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom."

"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."

"Mecca should turn into a transformer in the next transformer movie They'll name it Meccatron"

"Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention."

"I found a place where the recycling rate is 98% /r/Jokes"

"The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us. He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone..."

"St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said ""supposably"" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here"

"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."

"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... fucking livid"