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Joke of the Day
"Why can't women ski? there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom."
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"What was the old man in despair about? Nothing."
"Today is Sigmund Freud's birthday Which reminds me, Mother's Day is this weekend."
"[interview at Bass Pro Shops] So, tell me a little about yourself. Me: *dressed in camouflage* Wait, you can see me?!"
"Why are gametes used in big marketing campaigns? Because sex cells"
"As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly. We're starting with deodorant"
"Do you know beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."
"People can be so easy to read... ...like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."
"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?"
"I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books... ...but the ascii price was way too high."