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"Having sex is like you're doing fractions it is improper for the larger one to be on top"
"I'm sick and tired of hearing Jew jokes! Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good."
"Greece is a good example of capital punishment."
"They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song"
"""I hate when I can't think of the right word,"" she protesticulated."
"If H20 is on the inside of fire hydrants, what is on the outside? K9P."
"What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman? A criminal record."
"If you're in a hot dog eating contest, poop on the table, and then while everyone is too grossed out to eat, just finish one hot dog."
"So what do you say to an invisible man? Stand Clear."