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Joke of the Day
"The Suicide Hotline is Unbearable They always leave people hanging."
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"One thing you can count on: For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it."
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"I don't know what I would do if I got to Greece... ...and couldn't get a single gyro."
"Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want."
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."
"How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down."
"Why is Ronaldo so good at football? Oil of Ole Ole Ole"
"Not tryin to impress anyone BUT the priest did just say I had the ""body of Christ"" right before he fed me a cracker. Gym has been paying off"
"When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, ""OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?... hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."""