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Joke of the Day

"FRIENDSHIP TIP: stick your head under the bathroom stalls and introduce yourself! You never know where you'll find your soulmate"

"How do you catch a Swedish fish? With a gummy worm as bait"

"The most awkward part of a murder/suicide pact has to be deciding who goes first."

"What is James Bond's favourite drug? Viagra, so he can Roger Moore."

"Would you like to hear a joke about violence and torture? What is WRONG with you!"

"You wana hear a cat joke? Naw, I'm just kitten."

"It's okay if ""buoyancy"" makes you happy -- whatever floats your boat."

"I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke but my parents would kill me"

"Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down? Because he couldn't race anymore!"

"My friend's a pyromaniac... I guess you could say he has a ""burning desire""."