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Joke of the Day
"Ever done it with an attack helicopter? Let me tell you. It's pretty fly."
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"Dad: Let's talk, we never talk. Me: Okay. I kinda wanna tell you something... Dad: You can tell me anything. Me: I'm Batman. Dad: Get out."
"Why Doesn't Donald Trump Buy Toilet Paper? Because he has some toilet-toupee."
"What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks."
"The other giraffes watched and giggled as Herbert got to button number 87 on his dress shirt before they told him he started one button off."
"An invisible man married an invisible woman... Their kids were nothing to look at either."
"I deleted all my german friends on my contant list on my phone... Now its Hans free."
"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ah, ye'd think it be R matey.... but actually it's the C!"
"A female contestant is on Wheel of Fortune. ""Give me a D"" she says. ""She wants the D"" Pat Sajak says & then high fives the camera man."