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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert? A daydreamer stares out of windows."
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"Proposed to my Chinese girlfriend today I proposed to my Chinese girlfriend today and she cried tears of soy."
"Mexican version of Gingerbread Man I thought there was a Mexican version of the ""Gingerbread Man"" story. But it was a flan-fiction."
"1 in every 5 dolphins is a method actor."
"Saying MILF... in an *incestous* family has a completely different meaning..."
"I went out dressed as a chicken last night. and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and a lifelong question was answered; it was the chicken."
"Job interview... (Two men are in an office going through a job application) Manager: ... so, what do you do in your spare time? Applicant: I make clean calls to women and hang up."
"I like my women how I like my cars... Stuck in my garage once I'm done with them."
"Q: What's gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant."
"Life would be more fun if every time we sneezed we lifted off the ground a few feet and came back down in slow motion"