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Joke of the Day
"How do you have sex with a fat chick?! Roll her in flour and tickle the wet spots."
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"Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar"
"{Stalker Diary} I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."
"I just shortened my to-do list by 90% simply by crossing off everything that would cause me to make the evening news."
"If TGIF means ""Thank God It's Friday"" Does SHIT mean ""So Happy It's Tuesday?"""
"Wanna know who I Netflix and Chilled with?"
"I'd like to tell you about two things: reverse psychology and recycling. But, nah, Reddit wouldn't wanna hear it..."
"How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway? Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer."
"The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium... ...And proclaimed ""This will not stand!"""
"What did Sweet Potato Yahweh say? I yam that I yam."