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Joke of the Day

"How do you have sex with a fat chick?! Roll her in flour and tickle the wet spots."

"I'm sorry I got salsa on your baby and I'm extra sorry I scraped it off with a chip"

"I had a chat with my ex-girlfriend last night. He's doing really well."

"The Pope took mass in a false mustache recently. It was a blessing in disguise."

"[NSFW] What do snakes and condoms have in common? I don't fuck with either of them."

"Jewish telegram: ""Begin worrying. Details to follow."""

"Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer."

"I have Ebola... ebola cerial."

"What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes? Karma, Whores."

"How did Simba make the Pride Lands great again? He put up a wall"