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"Who clicks on ads? I do To report them."
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"2 peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted"
"Q: What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in? A: MOVIES!"
"I once bought a llama to surprise my girlfriend... ""A llama?"" ""No, surprise her."""
"What is common between a priest and acne? Both start cumming on your face when you turn 13."
"I feel so empty after sex... It's OK though. I'm a prostate gland."
"What 6 words destroy any religious argument as well as your oppositions desire and ability to continue said argument? 1.)Prove 2.)That 3.)Shit 4.)You 5.)Fucking 6.)Cunt"
"What do you call an African American wife who knows where her husband is at all time? A Jailbait."
"What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" Apparently it wasn't the best way to try to convince my girlfriend to get an abortion."