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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was de-brie everywhere."
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"What is the worst part of being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"A week is five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do"
"'Do what you want!' she cried lying back on the bed. 'I love a man who takes control.' 'OK' he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order."
"How did the blind priest find the choir boys? Satisfying."
"The older I get, the farther apart I spread my feet when I use a urinal. Soon, I will be doing a Jean-Claude Van Damme split when I piss."
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"My girlfriend broke up with me because I am extremely handsome and too many girls want me She said something else about my chronic lying disorder but I wasn't really listening"
"I told my boss I'm calling in sick today. He said, ""You can't do that when you're already here."" Is that true you guys?"
"Press reporter asks NASA director 'what did the kepler telescope find out today' ? Water on Mars."