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Joke of the Day
"I participated in a trigonometry competition I got secant place."
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"Why did Jesus leave the dance floor? Because it was Hammertime'"
"What did the snail on the turtles back say? WEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Attidude Redefined for love: I can always take care of my self... But still, i want the person who can prove to me that i can't..."
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one turns to the other and says: ""It sure is getting hot in here"". To which the second muffin replies: ""Holy Crap! A talking muffin!"""
"I'm watching TV My grandfather walks by: What's on? Me: Soccer Grandfather: Who's playing? Me: Austria-Hungary Grandfather:And Against who?"
"What do you call a big trash can? A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL"
"My friend was showing me around her loft. She said, ""It's a bit eratic."" I said, ""I know, there's lemon and lime peels everywhere."""
"Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."""
"Who says love is dead? Necrophiliacs"