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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time? Because they're easier to spot"
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"What is the cheapest meat available? Deer Balls. They're under a buck!"
"How does the universe throw a party? They planet."
"Never buying anything home-made on eBay again... I bought an 'Irony Detector' off of eBay, but it was broken. It detected everything *but* irony..."
"The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters So Trump can't tweet it"
"I'm old enough to remember when cell phones actually got smaller every year."
"What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig? A skinny pig."
"Timmy, you're a great son but the YouTube analytics data from our home movies show that people think you're boring so go live in the attic."
"Found out the name of my neighbor's cat. In other news, I now have free internet."
"What's the difference between a white woman and a tampon? They're both stuck up cunts."