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Joke of the Day
"I'm old enough to remember when cell phones actually got smaller every year."
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"They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song"
"Their bedroom door is closed. I better walk in there for no reason. - kids"
"Text exchange: me- we need eggs. hub- how many? Me- One. See if they will sell you just one."
"A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins ""A coward is asked which are safer, warships or merchant-ships"" Dry-Docked ships he answers"
"After all these years I've finally figured out what Cher was talking about when she said""Do you believe in life after love"" She was talking about being married!"
"A neutron walks into a bar... The bartender hands him a drink and says, 'For you, no charge!'"
"In light of recent events... Killing 50 people isn't hard when they're all in the closet."
"Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? aye matey"