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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a white woman and a tampon? They're both stuck up cunts."

"I bought a lot of frozen pizza yesterday and now it's all in vain the beach weather is over."

"What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf? A self-awarewolf."

"Whenever I go home from work... Have to make sure to leave an hour to sober up!"

"What's the difference between a group of intelligent midgets and a girls xc team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."

"Have you heard about the old wheel that got a new image? He retired."

"What does Donald Trump play most of the time? President Evil."

"In Florida, a couple has been accused of making meth in a public library. Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library. -Conan Monologue June 12, 2014"

"My mum told this hilarious joke whilst we were taking groceries into the flat ""Take multiple trips"""

"My friends all say I'm extremely condescending... ...that means I talk down to people."