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Joke of the Day
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Next Joke
"Happy new year everyone! Sorry, I'm a premature congratulator."
"Ran out of laundry detergent, so I poured in some Windex. It worked OK, except for all the birds smacking into me."
"Strange that the Bible has no bibliography."
"What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist? A sociopath sees people as things; a buddhist sees things as people."
"Its disgusting and derogatory to call a gay man a fruit How could something so pure and sweet be compared to a homosexual!!!"
"I've made a list of seven notes on how to get to the front page If you follow the first 6 it will get you a few hundred upvotes but with Note 7 it will blow up"
"You know what makes me angry? Haemoglobin kettles. They really make my blood boil."
"So much gross product placement in THE SHINING. It's like, fine, I'll buy an axe."
"What's the definition of a will? Come on you guys, it's a dead giveaway!"