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"So a Trump supporter entered into a logical debate... lol"
"*turns around in chair dramatically* Hello... *chair turns around again* ...I've been expecting you... *again* ..., Repair-Man."
"Met a girl at a party and asked if she wanted to go back to my place and hang out. She said she wasn't a whore I said I wasn't offering to pay"
"I was alone, depressed and suicidal around Christmas time and decided to call the suicide prevention hotline ""Sorry but all of our employees are happily spending Christmas with their loving families"""
"I'm tired and want to sleep, but I can't stop imagining how the whole scenario of the first person to pee on a jellyfish sting went down"
"How was copper wire invented? 2 jews fighting over a penny."
"I believe in boobs at first sight."
"Why is there no life on Mars? No WiFi..."
"Nothing ruins a game of hide and seek like when the cops let the K9 off the leash."