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Joke of the Day

"I believe in boobs at first sight."

"Which animal has a dick on its back? Police horse"

"Why did the Latino girl come to class pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."

"My friend and I went to a guitar clinic recently. He really seemed to be into it. I guess it struck a chord with him."

"How many groping victims does it take to stop Trump from being president? We're about to find out.."

"Breaking news! A man who tried to sue an airline company about his missing luggage has lost his case"

"The animosity between Republicans & Democrats is NOTHING compared to the hatred between Jeffs & Geoffs."

"How do you pick up a jew? With a dustpan of course!"

"Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs & random ugly people...or sometimes floors"

"Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal? He wasn't cut out for this."