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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented? 2 jews fighting over a penny."
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"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car"
"""Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."""
"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."
"*waits for a sign* *dead bird falls from sky* *waits for another, better sign*"
"A code tester walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders ten beers. Orders 2.15 billion beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a nothing. Orders a cat. Tries to leave without paying."
"When I saw ""likes music"" on her dating profile, I almost fell out of my chair. Because I also like music. Holy shit she likes good food too!"
"""It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!"" ""Nope."" ""A spider? An aardvark?"" ""Wrong. It's a horse."" ""Wow. You can't draw for shit."""
"What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind."
"Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft."