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Joke of the Day
"Nothing ruins a game of hide and seek like when the cops let the K9 off the leash."
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"I'm writing a book about common Mexican names... I'm gonna call it ""50 Shades of Jose"""
"Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I don't know how they'd get in there."
"[NSFW] What kind of birds do prostitutes like? Swallows."
"Cakeday special - what did the Chinese gangster do? Made him an offer he couldn't understand"
"Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music."
"Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip."
"Whiteboards. They're remarkable."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implant. One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."