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Joke of the Day
"An Italian family is sitting quietly at a table in a restaurant"
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"Worrying over my viagra use Keeps me up most nights"
"How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway? Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer."
"If hillary wins, trump supporters can at least take solice in 1 fact. Bill clinton is going to be the first lady."
"Why are recycle bins optimistic? Because they're full of cans. *ba dum tss*"
"A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out ""What do you think you're doing?"" ""Just heating up dinner"" she replies."
"How did the hacker kill himself? Overddos."
"I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' He said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Yep, that's my brand.'"
"I once knew a man with two monocles. He made made a right spectacle of himself."
"Got a message from the anti virus app on my phone telling me Twitter was safe. Clearly, the app isn't reading your tweets or looking at pics"