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Joke of the Day

"If hillary wins, trump supporters can at least take solice in 1 fact. Bill clinton is going to be the first lady."

"Did ypu know premature ejaculations are hereditary? It comes in your jeans."

"If Catholics are in a demonstration... ... Are they Protestants?"

"To keep guacamole from going bad just be there for it"

"Richard and friend arguing Richard makes good point Richard's friend says mark my words Richard Marx"

"My favorite part of the date is when I tell her that I want her to have my kids. And then I give them to her, all 3 of them."

"What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage? Finding Forrester"

"If stealing office supplies were an Olympic sport, they'd test me for steroids."

"What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !"

"Did you know Jesus had a Ford That's why he walked everywhere"