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Joke of the Day

"If hillary wins, trump supporters can at least take solice in 1 fact. Bill clinton is going to be the first lady."

"My son LOVES dogs and is TERRIFIED of them. Which is EXACTLY how I feel about my WIFE."

"There was a time when I was thin. Sure I was six years old, but I'm confident I can get back in those clothes."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? They are experienced in running, stealing and shooting."

"Sir, I cannot take you seriously. You're wearing capris. Capris. CAPRIS."

"What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? Dora the EXPLODER"

"an Irishman, Englishman an Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Is this a joke"""

"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"

"What's the difference between a leper and a tree? A tree has limbs."

"My friend posted on Facebook: ""Spending the night in with my girl"" I couldn't help but chuckle, My Girl is a shit film."