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Joke of the Day
"Why are recycle bins optimistic? Because they're full of cans. *ba dum tss*"
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"Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic."
"""Bear with me for a minute."" - Russian guy providing an airtight alibi for his criminal bear friend."
"What do you call a blonde geek with cancer? A dumb terminal"
"Why won't Monica Lewinsky vote for Hillary as president? The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."
"There's this Joke about North Korea but they won't let me post it."
"Martinis are like titties... ...one isn't enough, and three are too many."
"My girlfriend is a lot like fast food I only come inside about once a year"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot"
"Don't judge Charlie Sheen until you've snorted a mile in his coke."