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Joke of the Day
"I totally had gender with a girl. #thesaurus"
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"Don't tell me you're fat because obesity runs in your family... Not a damn thing has ever run in your family."
"Mike tyson needed to beat his trainer to move up from 11th place in a tournament. He couldn't beat his trainer because he was in tenth."
"Ran my first 10K this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut."
"Always trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie."
"Why do waitresses hate mohels? Because they never leave a tip."
"If you hear that someone prefers natural light. You can assume they are not discussing beer."
"What's the difference between a prostitute in the bath tub and a nun? The nun has hope in her soul."
"What do you call a dog that harasses kids? A pit bully!"
"When you don't even acknowledge I held a door open for you, I want to pull you back inside by your neck, and say ""now let's try this again."""