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Joke of the Day

"by far the worst part of becoming an adult is realizing that at no point do you simply obtain all the answers. you just fucking guess."

"Have you read GANDOLF'S new book about GENDER identity? It's great! It's called ""YOU SHALL NOT PASS"""

"You can say what you like about Hitler... ...at least he killed Hitler."

"Christopher walked walks in, he sits down and says... Hey. Guy. I threw a hotdog down, the highway. The hooker, was already dead."

"What comes in hard, comes out soft, and what do you blow hard? chewing gum, you sicko..."

"So an Olympian walks into a bar... and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed."

"Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf? They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'"

"Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store? Because he didn't want toupee."

"""I like every kind of music except country"" -teens who are into hip-hop, classical, barbershop quartets, celtic music, big band, and chants."

"Are curses real? of course the f*cking are... (thanks dad)"