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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy in the park dressed up as a duck? He was arrested for selling quack"
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"My cat sleeps on the refrigerator... I get to see her every 30 min"
"When my wife forgets to fill up the fishtank I lower the ceiling a few inches every day until she remembers."
"When a Jehovah Witness dies, Heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home."
"What do you call a capital lambda? A sheep-da"
"Which ant is the biggest? Elephant"
"Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado? One way or the other someone is losing a trailer."
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I'm ok with a 5km but really don't like 10km."
"What do women and Tony Stark have in common? They are both Fe Males."