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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals entered a restaurant close to closing time and all that was left on the menu was a man from Prague. They split the Czech."

"The Constitution of Japan Article 3. The advice and approval of the Cabinet shall be required for all acts of the Emperor in matters of state,and the Cabinet shall be responsible therefor."

"Sneezed while doing sign language and accidentally threw up a gang sign. 17 drug lords are chasing me down the street. Send help."

"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"

"Some one destroyed the punchline to my Beastie Boys joke earlier.. I'm tellin' y'all, it was a sabotage"

"Just finished leg day with my new trainer and now I need to replace the stairs in my house with an elevator. Or shower in the kitchen sink?"

"Dance like nobody's watching. Because nobody is. Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov? Get over yourself."

"Why did Microsoft skip to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9. (For those that haven't heard the news: http://www.polygon.com/2014/9/30/6873967/windows-10-announced-microsoft-pc)"

"The problem with traveling into the future is that it's hard to determine the date because newspapers no longer exist."

"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."