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Joke of the Day

"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.. The plot thickens."

"They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Buble version of Monster Mash."

"WARNING! If you get an e-mail with the title of ""Nude Photo of Newt Gingrich"" DO NOT OPEN IT! It IS a nude photo of Newt Gingrich."

"Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July... Democrats believe every day is April 15."

"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to change the light bulb, and the other to hold the peni-- I MEAN LADDER"

"What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats? Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back."

"I know a man who came way too far. You could say, his biggest short coming was his long coming."

"If I was a stripper my name would be medusa Because I'll make you rock hard ;)"

"I've always sucked at math! How many people should there be in a relationship?"

"I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car"