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Joke of the Day

"two conceited people having sex... ...girl says ""tight, huh?"" guy replys ""nah, just full"""

"[OC] What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner? Levon."

"Did you hear about the donut who split from his wife? She's terrible with the kids so he's filling for custody."

"Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water? Because these colors don't run."

"her: psssssssst me: ? her: psssssssssssssssssssssst me: ??? her: psssssssssssssssssssssssssssst GOD DAMN IT, MY BLOW UP DOLL HAS A PUNCTURE"

"Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1."

"What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him? He's got more money than cents"

"Audltery We used to brand women with the Scarlet Letter (A)...now we celebrate Ashley Madison"

"My wife says I have a short attention spanish is a beautiful language isn't it?"

"Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."