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Joke of the Day

"What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast? Head Russian..."

"What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates? Cheapskates getting cheap skates"

"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With animals in his heart."

"Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned? Because they're infeggtious"

"Can we just start calling all the reality shows ""America's Got Problems?"""

"What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels..."

"Her: I <3 you. Me: I... I sideways balls you too."

"The sooner one of you ladies takes one for the team' and becomes my girlfriend, they sooner I leave the REST of you alone!"

"Cigarettes aren't addicting Just look at me. I smoke all the time, and I'm not addicted."

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone..."