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Joke of the Day

"Would you like to hear an original joke about Anal Beads...? Well, if you're lucky, later on in the night I might try to slip one in..."

"People think I'm a good listener but I'm really just solid at nodding"

"Why does Lebron James drive automatic? He has no clutch."

"I like to put my passengers as ease by pointing out where all the airbags are. Ending the safety message with ""Just in case I crash again"""

"Usain Bolt is already in 2016. Happy New Year !"

"Somebody asked Hillary Clinton if she would be going to see 13 hours... She said no, she had already slept through that one."

"MySpace got old. Facebook got old. Now Twitter is getting old. What next? Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life."

"Why aren't any transvestites astronauts? Because in space, there's no drag.^please^dont^hurt^me."

"What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down? The fourth wall"

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. JK ROLLING"