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Joke of the Day
"I wonder whether Bankruptcy Court would be more fun if they reversed their Rs like Toys R Us."
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"Melania Trump doesn't want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way."
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Coffee so black, you won't ever go back to sleep."
"A white guy walks into a bar... exam. He passes and becomes a well respected lawyer."
"Highway Driving 101: Left Lane: People in a hurry, People who can drive. Right Lane: Elderly People, Asians, Women, Dogs, Infants."
"What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes."
"i was about to smoke a joint in the park but then i saw a sign that said ""keep off the grass"" and felt judged."
"Step 1: Pick a movie title Step 2: Add ""in my pants"". Some friends and i have had hours of fun with this."
"[God Creating] Lucifer: Make them wake up paralyzed sometimes G: That sounds horrible L: People will love it G: Hm, I trusted you on spiders"