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Joke of the Day

"I once met a detective who would copy drawings of penises in his spare time. I think his name was Dick Tracey"

"Two deer walk into a gay bar... 1 hour later they leave and one says to the other, ""damn I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in that place"""

"How does a blonde turn on the light after making love? Opens the car door."

"Why are all the girls in my school dressed up like OP,s mom?"

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."

"I like my logic like I like my logic... Circular."

"what did the tampon say to the other tampon as they passed each other in the street? NSFW nothing. they were both stuck up cunts!"

"""You kids and your smartphones, when we were your age we just dealt with having nothing to do with our hands."" *Lights another cigarette*"

"Scottish Independence"

"wooden leg named smith My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""