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Joke of the Day
"TIL I haven't actually been having conversations with my furniture... My toaster told me"
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"Password My pass is ""incorrect"" so when ever i forget my password it tells me your password is incorrect"
"Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her."
"""Lincoln"" is a terrible movie The main character dies at the end."
"Yo mama is so fat that... The recursive function used to calculate her mass causes a stack overflow."
"[nsfw] Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."
"Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling!"
"Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other people live. More about this in 10 minutes on Facebook News."
"Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? To make sure he still wasn't there."
"I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out I ask the guy who is running the gym, ""Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?"" He smiles says ""Try the ATM in the lobby""."