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Joke of the Day

"My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it... Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer."

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis"

"I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."

"Instead of the death penalty they should make prisoners nice and comfortable and then tell them that the remote control is across the room."

"Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, . . but . . . . not each others phones..!"

"Parts of a worm: 1) Worm"

"College didnt do any good for me, brought about no change in life. I came out of it as I went in......A Virgin"

"To make a long story short, just walk away once you're bored."

"What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone? You can't hear a pheromone."

"What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire? Arrr son!"