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Joke of the Day

"Praying Mantis: *attends church, devours husband* Agnostic Mantis: *stares suspiciously up at the sky, devours husband*"

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"Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like 'responsibility'"
"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"
"What's pink with seven dents? Snow white's hymen"
"The workers at the inn aren't very friendly... they create a hostel environment."
"How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?"
"I hate when people inbox me to tell me how funny my status es are... Motherf*cker there is a ""like"" button for a reason!"
"What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner? Carbon dating."
"I just got back from my friend's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball... It was a lovely service."
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