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Joke of the Day

"""She's so hot. But she had, like, no mascara on. It's a no go for me."" -dudes, according to ladies"

"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Nobody does your job for you when you're out"

"A 3 legged dog walking into an Old West bar. He says... I'm lookin for the man that shot my Paw."

"Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake? Your MOUTH!"

"What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud? Mini Soda"

"Good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? Your funding revoked by the ethics board."

"Officially committed to Princeton University class of 2019 majoring in women's studies with a concentration in culinary arts"

"A man shot a guy in the butt from 1000m away It was one helluva crack-shot."

"The Jackhammer, Now that was a groundbreaking discovery."