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Joke of the Day
"What did one doctor say to the other doctor? ""We're both doctors"""
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !"
"Walking into a fro-yo shop is probably what it's like walking into a Japanese girl's purse."
"""..,you will die in seven days"" *creepy voice on the phone* Me; ""new phone, who dis?"""
"Dance like nobody's watching. Paint like your girlfriend doesn't text you too much. Sing like you didn't struggle with algebra in 9th grade."
"I got a new vacuum that sucks so much, it was directed by M. Night Shamalayan"
"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby, but I have no clue how to make an iPhone."
"sew myself into an anime body pillow, trick some unsuspecting outcast into loving a human. the ultimate prank"
"I guess Stephen Hawking tried stand-up comedy recently He failed miserably."
"Why didn't the oyster give to charity? He was shellfish."