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Joke of the Day
"What did one doctor say to the other doctor? ""We're both doctors"""
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"This is a terrible week for Thanksgiving This time, Turkey is doing the roasting ijusthadtoimsosorry"
"Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing."
"There is a new Apple product in the Rogue One teaser trailer We don't know what it is yet, but at least now we know its name... ""iRebel"""
"""The last ''Sup?'"" - cool Bible"
"i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours"
"People who write ""u"" instead of ""you"". What do you do with all the time you save?"
"Capitalism is controlled by an ""invisible hand"" that gives most people the invisible finger."
"What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly? Knives?"
"If you are on a low-sodium diet avoid my twitter because I AM VERY SALTY TODAY."