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Joke of the Day

"If I'm ever on Jeopardy I hope the final category isn't ""Can You Tell These Mumford & Sons Songs Apart."""

"What's in cider? I'm in cider!"

"Her: I can't cook because, I ""believe"" I can't cook. And you want to know what makes me believe that? Me: The arrival of the paramedics?"

"What country's citizens are most affected by global warming? South Koreans"

"Muslim officials denounce gorilla warfare Calling it ""absolutely harambe"""

"A man walks into a bar and says ""OW!"""

"Im so poor... That my new years resolution is 144p"

"For those of you wondering what it's like to be married, I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having."

"What do you call people who use the pull out method? Parents"

"Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme"