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Joke of the Day

"Is the volcano mean or nice? He was mean because he interrupts. (Courtesy of a family member - Benjamin)"

"I bet the terrorists have a guy who does parody songs named Weird Al Qaedavic."

"If Hillary is elected..... will she only make 70% of what Obama makes?"

"You know, gas prices really aren't that bad when you consider that you're essentially buying dinosaurs in liquid form."

"What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy mixed-up squid."

"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"69 is the kamikaze of sex. If I'm going down, you're coming with me."

"Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they stink and they're ugly."

"What does it taste like when you eat out an old woman? *shrug* Depends."

"There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."